Whenever people ask me my guilty pleasure I usually say I don’t have one. Not because I lead a virtuous and abstemious life– on the contrary, it’s because my basic organs of self-regard are so worn down that I feel no guilt no matter what kind of low-brow crap I’m indulging in. However, I willContinue reading “Infomercial Stupidity: A Love Story In GIFs”
I just love Excel. I remember when I was introduced to pivot tables—it was like the clouds of data ignorance had parted to reveal golden-robed angels singing of cross-tabbed insights. And I wasn’t even drunk! Except on the beauty of Excel, of course. Just recently I was looking at some daily performance data, and IContinue reading “Creating a Week Label in Excel”
Well. A sudden new entrant is taking the Beth Morgan scene by storm. Although Beth Morgan news tends to be dominated by cricket Beth Morgan, the chatter these days is about a very, very naughty Beth Morgan in Australia who approved controversial real estate developments in exchange for sex and cash. Beth! That is shocking!Continue reading “Beth, You Naughty Thing”
Let me make this easier for all the people who’ve wandered by my innocent and family-friendly marketing blog off the search term “Beth Morgan video.” I think you want this Beth Morgan (link very much Not Safe For Work). I can’t tell you how little you’d like to watch a pornographic video with me inContinue reading “Beth Morgan Video? Not Here.”
As a follow up to yesterday’s post about how (perhaps embarrassingly) excited I was to see that I had wandered onto the Google rankings, this blog tripled its usual traffic and tied one of its best days ever in terms of page views: a big 6! I’m going to get some advertising going on thisContinue reading “Results Are In: Google Triples Site Traffic!”
For a while I thought Red Bricks could really make it in search engine marketing. However, with the recent announcement that you can get SEM services through Sam’s Club I’m afraid we just won’t be able to compete. I mean, if you can get bulk toilet paper, jumbo bottles of dishwashing liquid, and SEM allContinue reading “That’s It, We’re Exiting The SEM Business”
I realize I’m sorely late to the party with calling out The Bubble Video, but seriously: It kind of makes me want to fall to my knees in worship. If I weren’t laying down right now that would be my position.