Let me make this easier for all the people who’ve wandered by my innocent and family-friendly marketing blog off the search term “Beth Morgan video.” I think you want this Beth Morgan (link very much Not Safe For Work). I can’t tell you how little you’d like to watch a pornographic video with me in it. Given the extensive body of work of that Beth Morgan I’m kind of surprised that this is where you’d end up on such a search, and sadly I have nothing for you. Well, there’s this, but I had nothing to do with it. It’s just cute.